Dear local Teenage Geese,

Just a couple things to keep in mind so you do not GET KILLED:

1. Look both ways before crossing.
2. Please cross with the light.
3. When the light changes you may want to hurry just a bit. That leisurely pace is not the best idea when people are running late for work.
4. Yes, it is fun to watch everyone stop and wait for you to cross. I understand it gives you a great feeling of power. Just remember it only takes one person who doesn’t care to get you killed.
5. Please remember: YOU. CAN. FLY.

Thank you for your time and attention to this matter.

Sincerely,

MoMMY