Dear local Teenage Geese,

Just a couple things to keep in mind so you do not GET KILLED:

1. Look both ways before crossing.
2. Please cross with the light.
3. When the light changes you may want to hurry just a bit. That leisurely pace is not the best idea when people are running late for work.
4. Yes, it is fun to watch everyone stop and wait for you to cross. I understand it gives you a great feeling of power. Just remember it only takes one person who doesn’t care to get you killed.
5. Please remember: YOU. CAN. FLY.

Thank you for your time and attention to this matter.

Sincerely,

MoMMY

I am currently mired in baseball and soccer games galore. Yes, school sports have ended but travel and recreation leagues are in full swing. It is the usual Spring balancing act of great mental and geektastic scheduling. I will admit that this year I did not use an excel spreadsheet as I have the past couple of years. Still, life has become work, sports, bed. This week has the added bonus of being finals week for the older two.

This morning I came across something so fun and entertaining that I had to share. Or rather, I had to steal this from Marcy at The Glamorous Life Association. Really. It is hysterical.