Excuse me as I blow the dust off this place. WOW. It’s amazing how a class and a full schedule can keep a woman busy. Also, it’s amazing how once you stop writing you have no ability to put coherent thoughts about life together again. Or maybe that’s just me. I am doomed. And since you are reading this you are too. This is a warning.

Couple of things I’ve noticed lately:

• I still need lots of therapy.
• I pink puffy heart Zoloft.
• My two older children are freakishly tan. They are also a big pain about putting on sunscreen but do it occasionally (re: when I nag them to death).
• This working full time while trying to coordinate 4 children’s summer schedules is kicking my ass. It is HARD. Or maybe I’m just a big whimp. Whatever.
• Today’s schedule:
  • 9-12 Oldest 2 soccer camp
  • 9-12 youngest 2 need childcare
  • 1-3 3rd drama camp
  • 1-4 2nd & 4th golf camp
  • 6-7:30 3rd soccer (our snack night)
  • 6 – oldest soccer game
• Today is less busy than yesterday. Yes, I said LESS.
• Also must note, husband has been out of town. He’s coming back tonight. All hail a helper at bedtime and soccer runs.
• It has been unbearably hot and humid here. The air is trying to drown me.
• I have PMS.
• Do I need to mention I’ve been extremely cranky the last couple of days?
• Oh, my car has no AC and the husband has the new vehicle.
• Work is unbearably dull.
• I’m taking a 1/2 day tomorrow.
• So we can take one of the kids to a psychologist. For depression. And possibly ADD. Fabulous.
• I just found out I can’t have September 3rd off. It’s the day before school starts AND the 2nd’s birthday. I have a tradition of taking the kids out to breakfast and a whole day of fun the day before school starts. I’d like to plan an alternate celebration but I’m not sure what to do. Any suggestions? And since I asked for the day off I can’t call in sick. Frack!
• I do not get enough vacation days.