I didn’t even have time to wonder about what I was writing today when the moment all mom’s pray never happens, happened. My 5 y/o walked in at an inopportune moment (don’t they always) and saw me placing something in my underwear.

“What is that called?”

“A pad or pantiliner.”

“Why does it go there.” He pointed.

“Do you really want to know?”

“Um hum.” He shook his head vigorously.

“It’s kind of gross.” Maybe not what I should have said but better than what I wanted to say… “I’m not telling and you can’t make me!”

“Yes, why?”

…and then I told him. Yes honey, if you’re reading this, Dylan knows about that now. I told him it would be better if he didn’t tell people about it because it might make them uncomfortable and it really isn’t something we talk about. Again, might not be the best thing to say but it is better than the whole story coming out in the grocery at top volume, a phone call from one of his friends parents, or a blow-by-blow description to a older male relative while I’m present (I really don’t need that look that says, “WHY, would you tell him that?”) Okay, so I will hear that as soon as hubby reads this but once is enough.

And all this before 9 a.m.

How many days before they go back to school?

9/79 – 70? Arghhhh!

Yes, I’m reduced to discussing the weather. I’m not really complaining about the weather. It is a little odd that at the end of June we are still wearing pants and long sleeves.

My main concern is with each chilly day that passes we are that much closer to our camping trip. In Vermont. In the mountains. Where it is always cooler. I do not sleep well in the cold. Outside. On the ground. Actually, I wake up with migraines in those conditions. Hence the concern.

I’m hoping for a heat wave the second weekend in July. Then it can cool off again. Hot is good. There is a lake. Even hot and rainy would be okay. Cold and wet – a disaster.

Besides, it is more fun to eat Ben & Jerry’s when hot. (we must always stop at B&J’s) Yes, one reason I agree to drive so far for a camping trip each year is the fact we MUST pass the B&J factory to and from the campground. That means we MUST stop there.

One more note… If you are looking for the best pizza on the planet, go to Pie In The Sky in Stowe. Simply the best.

8/79

DO NOT BUY i dig dirt. I can NOT get that darn song out of my head. It is driving me insane. I’m going to have to start blasting some Red Hot Chili Peppers or Violent Femmes.

If you do purchase this movie know:

- It will give you a 1/2 hour of uninterrupted time.

- Be prepared for obsession from your toddler/preschooler.

- You MUST NOT be within hearing distance or it will drive you insane.

Anyway, more insanity. I actually caved and the two older boys are having friends over today. Not sure what I was thinking. To top it off, it looks like rain. NOooooo! I will banish them to the garage to play ping pong, then I will lock all the doors. ~Mawhawhaaaa!~

Okay, so I won’t lock the doors. I can dream can’t I?

My youngest has just discovered the movie i dig dirt. I had actually forgotten all about it. We were sifting through the videos this weekend and came across it. It came out right after my oldest was born and was his favorite for the longest time. What you ask is i dig dirt? Well, if you didn’t click the link above to find out…

The movie is 1/2 hour (perfect for trying to shower with a toddler around). It shows kids and giant bulldozers, earthmovers, and all kinds of tractor-like construction-type equipment I can’t name. I used to know them all but it has been too long since I’ve watched it.

I haven’t met a boy who hasn’t loved it. Perfect for kids 1-5. I’m not sure how girls would like it. There are girls in the movie. I just have no experience with what girls like. I’m sure some would love it. If you want to buy it go to Amazon.

Be warned… your child will go around singing “i dig dirt, i dig dirt” for weeks. You will too.

7/79

peonies in my mom’s garden